Why does the apple fall to the ground?

Newton: Because By Newton's law of gravitation, F= mg
where m = mass of apple
g = gravitational field strength
therefore the apple exerts a force towards the center of the earth.

JK: Because the world sucks.


Why does the durian fall to the ground with a greater force?

Newton: By F = mg,
mass of durian > mass of apple
therefore F2 > F1,
where F2 is the force of the durian acting on earth,
and F1 is the force of the apple on earth.

therefore the durian falls with a greater force

JK: Because the world really sucks.


If the world didn't suck, the apple wouldn't had fallen on Newton's head, and we wouldn't had to study physics. =)