Reasons why it's great to be a guy

1.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.


2.A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.


3.Old friends don't annoy you if you've lost or gained weight.


4.You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.


5.You can go to the bathroom without a support group.


6.Your last name stays put.


7.When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.


8.You can kill your own food.


9.The garage is all yours.


10.You never have to clean the toilet.


11.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.


12.Wedding plans take care of themselves.


13.If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.


14.Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

15.You don't have to shave below your neck.


16.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.


17.Everything on your face stays its original color.


18.Chocolate is just another snack.


19.You can be president.


20.You can wear a white shirt to a water park.


21.Three pair of shoes are more than enough.


22.You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.


23.Car mechanics tell you the truth.


24.You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.


25.You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.


26.You get to jump up and slap stuff.


27.One mood, all the time.


28.You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.


29.Same work....more pay.


30.Gray hair and wrinkles add character.


31.Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.


32.You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.


33.The remote is yours and yours alone.


34.People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.


35.ESPN's sports center.


36.You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.


37.You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.


38.If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.


39.If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.


40.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.


41.You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.


42.Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"


43.Baywatch