#1
If your dog is barking at the front door, and your wife is shouting at the back door, who do you let in first?
Your dog. It'll shut up once you let it in.

#2
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.

#3
At the begining, God (whatever religion it is) created Earth and rested. Then God created men and rested. Finally, God created women, and since then, neither God nor men have rested.

#4
Why do only 10% of the women go to heaven?
Because if all of them went, it would be hell.

#5
How many women does it take to change the lightbulb?
3. One to complain about it. One to bitch about it. And one to call the men to do it.

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PHYSICS SPA IS OVER!!!!!! =D
Stayed over for friday. Reason: For fun laughter peace and joy. =D. Intended to study but ended up bridging most of the time. Bridging with Joel and Xiaobo is totally Rofl =D

Bikila had a camp, and there was a sports meet on saturday. did shortput last min. not too bad......
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I better do something to other H2s. Only Math is consistent.